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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Bones: The Predator in the Pool

This episode, 5.18, the Predator in the Pool, introduces the character of Dr. Catherine Bryar, a marine biologist who has an instant attraction to Booth. We also see that Bones is now seeing Director Andrew Hacker, Booth's boss.

In truth, I thought Hacker was actually OK (ignoring the fact that he likes Bones) until this episode. I mean, before, I thought of Hacker as the older, more successful version of Booth+ 500% more cockiness. Now? I 've equated the name Hacker with lame pickup- lines and the word @$$ hole.

Now, Dr. Bryer is a different case. She doesn't give off the "ego centrical jerk" vibe that Hacker exudes, and actually someone i could see Booth dating. I guess that if Booth really is into Bryer, which he could be (keyword: COULD) 
  
I think that this episode fit well in the sequence after the 100th episode. Well, for the showrunners, at least. Using "The Death of the Queen Bee" to "clean up" after "The Parts in the Sum of the Whole" to show that things were back to normal (well, as normal as things could get, at least), then using this episode to frustrate the viewer by throwing new love interests at the male and female leads... now THAT's a "sweep the leg".


Well, I think that this episode's case was a bit TOO obvious: smarmy fraud of a self - help lecturer is murdered; and a teacher who was at the scene of the crime at the moment the vic was being eaten by sharks gets off by a shaky alibi- taking care of sleeping kids- somehow is connected to the vic. And yes, I know, it sounds superficial, but I suspected her from the beginning- not the assistant guy. He just seemed... too nice, what with talking about the wife and vacation. And the Aquarium girl seemed too clueless, more like the annoying reporter of Ep99 "The Bones on the Blue Line"


Overall, an OK episode. Here's my report Card:


B&B Action: D-
Case: C
Characters: B (They did what they should do. Will elaborate later)


Thanks for reading. Next week: Chuck is back, NCIS is back, and more. 

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

About this oddly named site.... and its oddly named owner.

Hey, 


the noob on the tube here. Here's the scoop on this site and how to use it...


About the site


This site is a nothing more than a commentary on the TV shows of today, run by the people of tomorrow. Cheesy, yes. But true. hopefully, i'll be around tomorrow, so i can catch the new episode of NCIS. Knowing that i'll read this later on and kick myself, I'm just going to shut up and get to point.


Here's a list of the shows I will try to cover; it's not permanant, seeing as how shows get cancelled :(, and new shows added. They're not in the order of preference, i'm not biased, or at least won't be on this blog.

  • NCIS, Tuesday 8-9 on CBS. One of the many police procedurals that populate the networks, but this one stands out of the crowd. And there's proof of that, topping the Nielsen's almost every night a new ep premieres, and staying on the list even for reruns. Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Cote de Pablo, Sean Murray, Pauley Perette, Rocky Carroll, and David McCallum.
  • Bones, Thursday 8-9 on Fox. Another police procedural, focuses on the unlikely partnership between a former Army Rangers sniper turned FBI agent and a cold, analytical, socially awkward anthropologist/writer who makes up for her lack of social skills with her stunning good looks.
    Starring: David Boreanaz, Emily Deschanel, Michaela Conlin, TJ Thyne, Tamara Taylor, and John Francis Daley.
  • Chuck, Monday 8-9 NBC, an action comedy about a geek turned spy. When Chuck Bartowski accidentally downloads the government's top-secret intel database into his head, he turns his life upside down, filling his previously underachieving life with spies, guns, and lies.
    Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Alec Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster, and many, many more.
  • Castle, Monday 8-9 ABC, OK, I'll admit, i do have a thing for police procedurals, but I only like the good ones... OK, that excuse failed, but this show won't. Castle is a lot like Bones, except it's the cop who's uptight, and the writer has maturity of a 6 year old. This show's a rising star, except this one's not made of hydrogen, but comedy and twists.
    Starring: Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic, Jon Huertas, Seamus Dever, and Tamala Jones.
    Realizing that you may be getting a bit bored, I'll rapid fire off the other shows I'll cover:
  • Human Target, Thursdays, 7-8. Action Drama; about a hitman turned bodyguard. Off-season currently
  • Merlin, BBC's latest hit show, fantasy. Self-explanatory really. Just add the word "young" to the front, and you've got the gist of it.
  • And reruns of the above. I'll only recap eps that actually meant something, like game-changers, finales, and the really good stuff.
Yep, that's about it. Now, if you move your eyes down, you'll find out a little about me.

the noob on the tube

OK, I'll start out with the username. "the noob"does not mean i'm an inexperienced netizen (ok ok, 90's term. won't happen again); it just means that i'm relatively young. "on the tube", well, that refers to the fact that this blog is a commentary on TV, again, probably a dated term by now, but...  it works. 

I'm going to try keeping it incognito, but i will say a couple things: i'm what people call "young", just your regular youngster. The rest, well, read carefully.